Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.

Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Stone

A stone is a natural material. It's often grey and hard. The humans in the stoneage used stones to build tools.
But I've got a guestion: Why tf did you searched for "Stone" in the Urban dictionary.

author: haha lol, this dude searched for stone.
Dude: haha lol, this author wrote literally the entry for stone in this dictionary

by LordLaberstein August 4, 2021

Stoned

when your at a state of high from weed where you’ve never been smarter

“Do you remember when we were so stoned that’s we started evaluating theories about aliens?”

by bananagram8 March 31, 2022

stoned

Something you only truly know if you've been it.

"fuck im so stoned that i just wanna lay back with my music n do nothin"

by long bong silvers October 30, 2018

Stone

Stone is probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet who always puts other people first. Very competitive, and typically has a chode.

That guy is such a stone

by William Haze June 18, 2022

Stoned

A method of execution where the person being executed is tied to a pole, and people around throw rocks at said person.

The crook was stoned to death because he was guilty of murder

by Youngster Calvin September 19, 2016

Stoned

Drunk as fuck! Probably on crack or some shit. Pretty high though, maybe a few drinks.

I was so stoned last night

by KermitZeeFrog June 27, 2018