Clinkin’ the slinky

To masturbate

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”

by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025

slinky kisses

a kiss between two where the tongue is sucked on by the other then vic versa

Wanna slinky kisses??
Yes its my favorite!! it means love!!!

by notshabbi July 13, 2014

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.

Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy

by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

slinky doodle

A slinky doodle is a man's penis that looks like a drawn pencil penis; small and unpleasureable.

That guy seriously has a slinky doodle.

by realistically_honest August 24, 2017

Greasy Slinky

After you, and your buddy are finished double teaming a female from both ends (and thus have "greased her up" from both said ends), you throw her down the stairs. If done right she will look like a slinky going down the stairs.

Dude, that chic from last night really wanted to have breakfast together. I told her I got a better idea: I called Aaron over and we did a greasy slinky on her, then closed the door behind us big bro high five.

by Al Texass April 25, 2023

Pink Slinky

It has happened that an extremely prolapsed rectum (pink sock) can slip out and get tangled in a bicycle sprocket or other machinery, resulting in the unraveling, then coiling of one's intestines, giving one a PINK SLINKY.

Thomas had himself quite the fabulous Pink Slinky. His go to party trick was to yank down his trousers, release the coiled Pink Slinky, whereupon he would bounce around the room like Tigger the tiger.

by Red monster boy November 10, 2024

slinky

a long spring often made for entertainment

there will be a slinky in the gift bag

by 20AItani April 15, 2023