The slinky

When you put a slinky around a pocket pussy and put duck tape around the top so you can have extra spring to your orgasm

Damn I was so lonely last night I had to use The slinky. Shit hit right

by Auzziegie February 16, 2021

Stinky Slinky

When you put it where it stinks, pull it out and slap your old lady in the face with it

I gave the old lady a Stinky Slinky

by Mak19993 January 15, 2023

Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

spring slinky

slinky. (plural: spring slinkies)

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

Slinky

When you're in the process if having sex but want to be in every position/ everywhere

Kinky: that's very slinky

by kinkymaster101 February 9, 2017