Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Seat Shop

The only shop you ever need in a squadron. All the others are only around because the Navy and Marine Corps didn't want people to feel left out. People bitch because the ECS system sucks in the jet. What they don't see is that we are too busy fixing everybody else's shit, and that the aircrew will just have to deal with what they got. But don't worry, it'll be fixed in no time.

Radar over heat? Cross bleed? Aircrews mask doesn't work? Fuel transfer? Fuck it, give it to seat shop, they'll have it back on the schedule for the night page.

by Sgt Martin December 9, 2008

cheap seats

Person with no skin in the game. Someone who only watches, gives opinions, and doesn't really get involved. Useless opinion giver.

Thanks for your thoughts, cheap seats. You'll let us know when it's your tax dollars paying for this crap.

by Jane the Ripper March 1, 2011

the hot seat

it on the edge of the bed or on a chair with your feet on the floor. She turns away and backs up onto you, sitting between your legs. She can ride back and forth by pushing off the chair arms or pressing up with her feet. She can control the angle of entry by arching her back and pressing her buttocks into your groin. While doggy-style is about your dominance, The Hot Seat puts her in the driver's seat.

Man, yesterday I gave that bitch the hot seat, she rode me like a horse.

by riofrt June 9, 2016

bench seat

One of the biggest advantages of owning an old vehicle. Allows for unobstructed make-out sessions with your woman.

There's a lot of cool things about that '70 Dart I have, and the fact that it is equipped with a bench seat is near the top of the list.

by Mister. Bojangles. October 31, 2015

Seat Stoned

a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.

Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.

guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.

by part irishman September 16, 2009

ho seat

to sit in the middle of two people

ahh man yall sitting on the ends i guess i'll sit in the ho seat

by courtney whatley February 4, 2009