Rodney

A person who genuinely thinks only of themselves

with little consideration to how their thoughts, words
and actions affect others

I honestly cannot believe that ‘Rodney’ took all the work
for themselves and didn’t share it around!

by Wenstar March 29, 2020

Hot Rodney

When your boss nullifies a previously scheduled three-day weekend.

Rodney: I know you were supposed to be off this weekend and I hate to pull a Hot Rodney on you, but I'm going to need you to work instead.

Mike: Not a problem, sir. You know I'm your guy.

by Haasamatic January 18, 2017

carl rodney spencer

a guy who sweats out fortnite and has no friends

oh shit look at that guy he must be a carl rodney spencer

by carlsnumber1hater January 28, 2025

rodney from anz

a big man with a passion for bank stuff and computer stuff. often he will own a website that he spends an unreasonable amount of hours on, and he snores a lot. oh btw he also works at anz

“Would your dad let you come to the movies with me?”
-“Of course he would, he’s rodney from anz!”

by SammyGreeen May 19, 2019

raw dog rodney

a homeless looking man who smears cheese on his genitals and has sex with pigeons

that man is definitely a raw dog rodney he’s shitting on himself and fucking pigeons.

by mixmyster24 July 25, 2022

Rodney Magic

A flukey soccer goal scored by a player who rarely scores.

That goal was pure Rodney Magic!

by Abacus871 April 10, 2022

Rodney Dunigan

News guy for ABC 6 in Columbus, big ass forehead and horrible lineup. Wants to be Don Lemon. Fucking hate this guy.

You have a Rodney Dunigan forehead.

by Jigaloo Man87 March 28, 2022