The act of ejaculating on a girls back after she gets up to walk away. This act usually takes place sometime after getting your wiener thrown up on, and the girl must be ugly.
by Grode Joey January 1, 2012
Get the Joe Nastymug. Bragging with confidence because your skills are wicked nasty. You perfected your skills so you earned Brag Nasty status. Brag worthy. Nasty as in Sweet Nasty.
A skateboarder finally landing that trick.
Person 1: That shit was Brag Nasty bro.
Brag Worthy
Brag Nasty with it. Brag Nasty Bout it.
Person 2: yeah that was definitely Brag Nasty status.
Person 1: That shit was Brag Nasty bro.
Brag Worthy
Brag Nasty with it. Brag Nasty Bout it.
Person 2: yeah that was definitely Brag Nasty status.
by Brag Nasty - McDade Made August 24, 2022
Get the Brag Nastymug. Sick Nasty is not merely sick nor just nasty, it exceeds all expectations of awesomeness and creates its own arena of wild. Sick Nasty is pure awesome in its truest form.
by Joshua Elliott Long March 15, 2007
Get the Sick nastymug. A Nasty Wank is when you need to nut so bad you will wank to anything that gets you going ETC A not so attractive women
by Jack aka The Pac aka Mr ToBG January 24, 2017
Get the Nasty Wankmug. Someone who is a ho and does nasty stuff like have sex in a porta potty or gets fingered by many men at school then tries to act sad and depressed when someone exposes them to another one of her boys she's talking to
by Idgafboutaho July 10, 2017
Get the Nasty homug. The Northampton Nasty is a expert level form of exhibitionism, that should only be performed by experienced exhibitionists. To do the Northampton Nasty you must have 3 grams of meth/crack, 1 XXL condom and copious amounts of silicone based anal lube.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
First you must smoke the meth/crack as fast as you can. Then you must put the condom on your hand and cover it with copious amounts of anal lube. You then insert the hand in your anus as far as you can and jerk off with the other. Once you ejaculate congratulations, you just performed A Northampton Nasty.
The Northampton Nasty is best performed in a public setting.
Hey, did you hear joe got kicked out of his mom’s house and the cops caught him down by the river giving himself the Northampton Nasty!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
Darn, i need one more gram of meth till i can go to the park and give myself a Northampton Nasty.
Screw you dad! Go give yourself a Northampton Nasty!
I bet if i record myself doing the Northampton Nasty Cindy will ask me to the dance.
Grammy still won’t look at me since she saw me doing the Northampton Nasty in the bathroom.
Joe truth or dare? Dare, i dare you to do the Northampton Nasty in canal street park in the middle of the day.
Wow! That cop that arrested joe for doing the Northampton Nasty in the park has nice arms!
by Skankhunt90 September 19, 2019
Get the The Northampton Nastymug. Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.
by LRKN_NSTY August 5, 2008
Get the lurkin nastymug.