by timothy cook October 17, 2008

Man 1: Damn. She's got more testosterone than the entire football team.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
Man 2: Yeah, she's a fucking mush bird alright.
by Itchy nutsack May 31, 2006

by Steve Thornhill January 22, 2008

When a conservative girl covers her sagging tits in whipped cream, and shoves a guy's face into her chest, n sticks her cream covered tits in his ears!
Instead of shoving that reddit whip down his throat, that sweet kinky cougar opted for the reddi mush
by t-bone-shank May 3, 2020

When someone keeps going on and on and on about their love life and they tell it in SUCH a sappy puppy dog love type way, that they are on a mission and nothing can stop them.
So I said, no I love you more, and he said, NO. I love YOU more...isn't that so romantic? Oh, sorry, im on a mush mission aren't I?
by SimplySara January 14, 2009

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.
Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008
