feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it
greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary
by Gygoat Zeppeak May 05, 2025
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Ideology Missionary

Woke people that are pushing their agendas onto minorities thinking they are helping people.

Really they are marginalizing and oppressing minorities further by constantly telling them the world is out to get them and they should be fearful of systemic issues.

Subsequently when the minorities desperately need to trust authorities and the health system they are fearful and end up loosing out.
Example: Saying for years the health system has systemic racism and minorities shouldn't trust it, then wondering why the minorities won't get vaccinated against Covid. Or even worse reinforcing the fears by saying minorities are right to be skeptical when the Ideology Missionary themselves are vacinnated.

Gosh even calling people minorities is oppresive in it's self and indicates a group is unable to achieve anything without their Ideology Missionary saviors.
by No Clue Kiwi October 07, 2021
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missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her
I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito
by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 01, 2017
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dark missionary

Sooo dark missionary tonight?
So you don't want to see my face, got it.
by Blahseph01 March 23, 2021
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combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex
Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020
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Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.
After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.
by Dakopi March 17, 2021
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