laundry sugar

Laundry detergent

Can you go buy some laundry sugar?

by Skyjaxx February 14, 2017

laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2009

Laundry camp

When you live in an apartment building, and don’t trust your neighbors, so you have to stay near the machines while you’re doing laundry. Typically laundry campers bring their own chair, battery-powered radio, and drink.

All my clothes are dirty, so I’ll be in laundry camp for the next few hours.

by Brian L. Peck June 15, 2018

Laundry creeper

That dude that hangs out in the laundry while his clothes cycle from wash to dry.

From start to finish for about an hour or two he is found in the laundry mat. Whilst the ladies come and go to their apartment the dude is there.

I don’t wanna go back to the laundry room for a while. That laundry creeper is there. He can tell I ain’t wearing panties.

by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018

Time for laundry

Codename for sex.

Time for laundry baby.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

by Sergey November 22, 2017

Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"

"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"

by Mr. Lynwood April 21, 2010