Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

by Brandon Pears stupidshit October 14, 2016

nissan leaf

The sexiest hotrod car of all time.

Ex. Have you seen the Zayd-mobile? It's a Nissan leaf

by Anonymous31415962 October 20, 2013

Leaf fan

See: Masochist. That's really the only way to define it honestly.

I'm going to burn myself, pull out my fingernails, and then watch the Leafs. Oooh, how I love the delightful pain of being a Leaf Fan!!!

by LeafFan66 October 2, 2006

Leaf Lard

Descriptive term for salad dressing.

Hey Kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this Ranch crap?

by Chris Buckman April 1, 2008

Gay leaf

Anyone that is closeted or believes you cant be 100% heterosexual. Usually spends time with their significant other while day dreaming about the opposite sex destroying their privates like a commercial whaling boat.

Man i was hanging out with my girlfriend last night. I kept thinking about johns massive meat tearing apart my butt cheeks. Im such a gay leaf.

by Asshole mcfuckyou December 29, 2018

Leaf turner

When you call someone a leaf turner, you are basically saying f*** off or a**hole. -m,g

Hey Jenny, LEAFTURNER!!! defining "leaf turner"

by canadiangal_13 May 5, 2015

Double-leafing

when going through a revolving door and someone doubles up too close behind you in the same compartment

Rick: That weird looking guy on the 5th floor was double-leafing me this morning coming to work.

Alan: I saw him coming back from lunch and I stayed outside

by the Great Iloo November 19, 2010