Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

by Sluggou812 November 05, 2022

hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.

Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'

by LABADMAN January 11, 2014

hide and chief

The game you play when you and your buddies have the whip and need to find that spot to chief at.

Tim: We've been driving too long! Lets go to the park, I need that THC boost in my veins or else I'll go through withdrawls.
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .

by Noah Mohapatra March 12, 2016

hide the cat

to get high.

Wanna hide the cat after school?

by ahh lecks November 06, 2009

ride it then hide it

to have sex with a boy/girl then staying away from them after

Girl 1: I just had sex with Ryan
Girl 2: Ride it then hide it baby girl

by Geecks January 23, 2016

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

hide-a-way

a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis

John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.

by John Anthony Moore March 10, 2008