fire the retros

To go backwards in behavior or development. To retrogress. To blow a fart with enough force to actually breathe out fire like a dragon.

Even though he was outside, he obviously did fire the retros when he blew a big loud fart and made a terrible smell. He retrogressed to a baby just about.

by Bloc Sudam January 1, 2009

Huddle around the Camp Fire

When you're trying to lite a bowl/Jay/Blunt/Spliff/etc. but you can't so. You ask a friend or two to cover the flame.

"yo huddle around the camp fire" (or just fire)
"alrighty"

by DozaCA January 28, 2010

Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo

Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"

by Embrey April 4, 2010

The Topeka Fire Chief

When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.

Adam is a next level cuck. He likes the Topeka Fire Chief when he does it.

by thehovahslap May 29, 2023

The Chinese Fire Drill

The act of dressing up as a fireman, going to China, and pulling the fire alarm in a building. Then proceeding to grab the nearest woman and raping her while everyone else escapes the building.

I tried to pull off The Chinese Fire Drill last night, but those Asian women are too damn quick!

by NobodyCallsMeLebowski April 2, 2011

fire the laser

To ejaculate in the face of a woman.

Man: Oh yeah, bitch, you like that?

Woman: Fire the laser, big boy!

by laser man December 7, 2009

The Serbian Fire Hose

When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.

Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.

by Šabac mačva October 18, 2021