Fitness Whore

A girl on social media, typically Instagram that specializes in nothing but whoring herself out for the masses by typically by flaunting her ass and/or ludicrously skinny waist while masquerading as a fitness account. Typical poses often include a gym mirror while holding a protein or fruit/vegetable based beverage. This is all justified as "inspiration" or "progress" posting often times with some motivational spiel captioned below it, when in reality it's just another form of social media attention whoring.

That girl on Instagram posts nothing but her ass every single day while she's at the gym. What a fitness whore.

by JParks2112 July 11, 2017

cut fitness

A term coined by the podcast “Watch What Crappens” to describe a cunt/bitch without being too krass. Also the name of a gym in Orange County, California with uneven floor boards.

She then proceeded to scream at her for no reason. What a cut fitness!

by Caitthegreat42069 September 27, 2019

Fitness Blitz

To start a diet, a new exercise regimen, or any form of health binge.

Frequently shortened to "blitz".

"Want to split a pizza?"
"No man, I'm on a fitness blitz."

by MEEEEE KO January 10, 2009

Chrissie Fit

Chrissie Fit
When a seemingly normal lady is pushed beyond the point of no return

I pushed her one step too far and she threw a chrissie fit

by Chrissie Valentine June 21, 2018

If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

by Randumber June 1, 2020

Planet Fitness

A sorry excuse for a gym where obese humans go for the first week of the new year to get a slice of pizza or a bagel. They call themselves the "judgement free zone" but if you lift more than 20 lbs you will be called a lunk and kicked out.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you have any recommendations for where I can get pizza?
Guy 2: Yeah, planet fitness has really good pizza.

by Nameeee January 14, 2018

No fit vex

A nigerian "pidgin english" term. Means not angry, or no hard feelings towards someone or a situation.

Burna Boy "No fit vex" song:
"I dey see your stuggle, I no fit vex for you."

by MoonLïte March 20, 2021