Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with

Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"

by DontQ April 20, 2016

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

denim gravy

When you cum in your jeans. Hence denim gravy.

"Dude,that chick was so hot I made denim gravy."

Dude,that chick was so hot I made denim gravy."

by Mr. Luke.p June 2, 2016

denim gravy

When you cum in your jeans

Dude.When that chick walked by I made denim gravy

by Mr. Luke.p May 25, 2016

Denim Delight

rubbing, tugging, or massaging the genitals of one's lover, exterior to their jeans.

I don't really know if I got to 3rd base or not, because all I got from her over the past 3 hours of making out was a "Denim Delight"

by The Wisconsin Idealist March 21, 2011

denim dyke

A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.

Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.

*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."

by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011

Denim Flame Carson

Carson is fugly but funny. He makes people kill themselves and makes them so aroused. When you meet Carson he will be a bitch and hoe to you.

Omg it’s Denim Flame Carson “cutely vomits”

by HBO max November 24, 2021