When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants
" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"
by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024

A disgusting town in western Michigan consisting of potheads and wannabe gangbangers, stay as far away as you can.
by NorthernCannibal March 25, 2021

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022

by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 6, 2024

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021
