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Baldwin Time

When someone takes forever to get ready and consistently shows up late to events.
Gosh, what is taking them so long to get here? They must be on Baldwin Time.
by hentayco1 August 7, 2023
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Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!
by Tristan_D’amato69696969 September 30, 2023
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Hailey baldwin

Hailey I don't believe your marriage with my prince scientifically we both have X and Y chromosomes.
I'm smart just because the internet is full of clout indicating my man with you doesn't mean I believe it

You can keep preaching on your fake church I know your with Robb I know that's who really is in the photos .
And u guys think I care but deep down inside I know you know my true feelings towards everyone and everything that tries to brain wash me

I will never feel like you or look like you

Amen
Hailey Baldwin

Fake marriage conference conspiracy
by Crystal lozano November 29, 2021
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The Baldwin Affect

When a person clears a firearm, be it real or prop, and pulls the trigger later, firing off a round. This is known as The Baldwin Affect.

Many believe that the ghost of Alexander Rae Baldwin Sr. Is to blame. Some say he follows Alec everywhere attwmpting to load unloaded guns that Alec is going to handle. Reports have shown that the ghost of Alec's grandfather is very angry with him for being gay. Which is perfectly fine, you know.

While it is not necessary for a fatality to occur during The Baldwin Affect. It is encouraged.
Person 1: "I don't know how that gun could have gone off! It's got to be the gun!"

Person 2: "Or a ghost! Did your papaw know you were gay before he died?"

Person 1: "what does that have to do with anything?!"

Person 2: "I think you just got rizzed by tmThe Baldwin Affect, my dude."

Person 1: "WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CALL 911 TRACY'S FKN DYIN, MAN!!!"
by Ru$ty Bucket$ May 25, 2023
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Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants
" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"
by Mr.Bellagio February 1, 2024
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Baldwin

A disgusting town in western Michigan consisting of potheads and wannabe gangbangers, stay as far away as you can.
"Dude that guy is from Baldwin, gross."
by NorthernCannibal March 25, 2021
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Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015
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