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Baldwin Cobbledick

A child with a poor upbringing, whom died at the young age of 8 due to squabbling with is older brother
Lion: Stop Being Such a Baldwin Cobbledick
Ratchamp: Good Shit Lion
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Matthew Baldwin

Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.

One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.

"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
You see that little chungus Matthew Baldwin, hes such a PACKRAT!
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Kate Baldwin

One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.
by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021
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Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015
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Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.
"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"
by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021
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Phoenix Baldwin

Dude with a massive penis, and has a thing for girls. Always straight
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Parris Baldwin

Cool as can this name says superstar in the making Just check the web this unisex name stands for Him tho the onand only
by Maddog45 April 14, 2011
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