Arke

An arke is an amazing person who brings joy to anyone they're around. Usually pretty.
" Wow, she's an such an arke!"
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Arke

The thickest and prettiest bitch Youll ever see
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Ark at ee

Ark at EE walking about like an ard nut
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Ark at ee

Bristolian slang = Look at him

You can also add "mind" on the end for no reason at all or for dramatic effect.
Ark at ee walking about like an ard nut.

Ark at ee, mind!
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Ark Moment

A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
by Soob12 October 19, 2023
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ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"
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It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
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