wanker the anchor

To masturbate vigorously.

Mike wanker the anchor really hard last night.

by Konstantine The Good May 16, 2006

Styrofoam Anchor

Someone Who Tries To Bring You Down But Fails All The Time

OMG Bob Being A Real Styrofoam Anchor

by Seagulls Of Satan August 04, 2008

Anchor Channel

An anchor channel is the television station that you stay on while searching for something better to watch. The show that is on isn't your favorite show, but it's enough to hold you over until you find something better to watch.

"Man, I can't find anything good to watch."
"Just use ESPN as your anchor channel, bro."

by ldogg7878 March 30, 2009

anchor bae

Someone who, by virtue of their romantic attachment, enables (or prevents) a foreign national significant other from returning home.

If they threaten to deport me, I'll just marry my anchor bae.

by nickf4rr September 22, 2015

Armchair Anchor

Someone who comments on news or current events of the day from the comfort of their own living room.

Andrew didn't know jack about the war in Iraq, but as an Armchair Anchor he felt it was his duty to comment on things.

by BigRed483 September 29, 2010

Anchor Food

A heavy food someone eats just before bed to help them fall asleep.

Awake at 3am, Marc decided to eat a piece of deep dish pizza as his anchor food to help him sleep.

by funcybunch February 17, 2016

Anchor Show

The show you put on a streaming service when you don’t know what to watch. Your go-to for background noise, to sleep or do chores to.

We couldn’t decide on what to watch, so we just put on The Office, it’s our anchor show.

by Mercynary(kik) March 27, 2019