Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair
by CellBlock March 11, 2005

A person with unfortunate looks.
A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.
A bad hangover from over indulgence in either alchohol or substances.
by JParry June 20, 2007

by stephisgreat December 28, 2010

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.
Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.
Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017

In the theatrical world, actors will attempt to reflect modern society and the animal world by dressing up as a modern badger. To look truly authentic in this role the actor must combine the wearing of a leather jacket with stick-on whiskers.
I went to see a great play last night, and was swept away by one young girl whose depiction of a modern badger was quite superb.
by Pcarm August 12, 2003
