Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.
by Cats_Are_BOSS! February 8, 2019
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The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.
The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.
by Late_Edition July 30, 2010
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by The dmauri kid October 15, 2017
Get the Cat mug.A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.
Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!
Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?
Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!
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Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!
by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019
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Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."
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