textually active

the mode of conversational intercourse between teenaged boys and girls whose social awkwardness especially predisposes them to texting side-by-side instead of talking face-to-face.

Barbara was concerned that her teenaged daughter was stunting the development of her social skills and verbal capacity by becoming textually active, prematurely.

by psybermel October 9, 2009

textual harrassment

To be constantly text, im'd or msg'd by an unwanted person.

The new girl at work wont stop texting me, she should be arrested for textual harrassment

by andyclio19 January 21, 2009

get textual

To get it on, ie., arouse somebody, via text message (SMS).

Wow, I can get textual too.

I'm horny, let's get textual.

by Johhnoo April 5, 2009

Textual intercourse

When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.

Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.

by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007

Textual Chemistry

A situation in which two parties cannot find an appropriate vibe or chemistry through text messaging.

Friend: dude, did you go out with that girl you met at the bar last week?

Guy: nah man, I got her number but we had no textual chemistry. Can't waste my 1000 free texts on that bitch.

by uzi83 December 27, 2010

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010

Textual Masturbation

When a person writes or types words, phrases, sentences, articles, and the like for the sole purpose of self adulation. While similar to sexting, texual masturbation is primarily for the gratification of the person writing said text, as oppose to the one receiving or reading the text.

Can you believe he wrote an autobiography, that shit is pure Textual Masturbation ?!

by Lain of the Wired December 24, 2014