Texas 

A truly beautiful state that has so much diversity in people, climate, and geography. There are Deserts in the West, beaches, forests, great plains. Texas is like a whole country in itself. You can see hurricanes, tornadoes, snow, sun anything goes. Texas is better than California were not a bunch of stuck up slobs like the people in L.A. Were not all rednecks and we dont all say yall. Come take a look yourself. Ohh and if you want to commit a crime Texas is not the place to do it, we have the highest execution rate in the country. Dont mess with Texas.

Texas, is state that is so bad ass it was once a country.

Texas by Sparkster123 October 4, 2008

Texas 

Land of hicks, where interfamily marriage is encouraged.

Did you see Aunt Ruth, damn she's lookin' hot today!

Texas by chknrustrchustr November 13, 2004

Texas 

Many states have there own names, Texasburger is just another way to say a big burger. We have many others just like this, for example Texas Toast. It isn't stupid, and I bet that if whoever said that only had a Texasburger infront of them would eat that burger. Many people in their right mind would eat those burgers and do, plus others. And other State products.

Texas by bubbles6516 February 25, 2004

Texas 

-A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas.
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.

-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.

Texas by jay-son April 26, 2006

texas 

The greatest state there is, period. A great state that george bush has made the country and the world hate. Alot of people come on this website and talk shit about texas because of that george bush faggot. And as for the dumbass that said that hitler would have liked Texas he can kiss my ass. If that person (that probably watches mtv and has never been anywhere outside his home state) said that in Texas he would get his smart ass beaten repeatedly and mercilessly. Look beyond the blundering mistakes of george w and find the real texas.

That pansyfuck called texans ignorant so we beat his pompous ass and he was our BITCH!

texas by your mom February 27, 2005

texas 

Texass ( I meant to spell it that way)is a place that is not any better than any other state, just has more people and they all think they're better than you.
A place that every town no matter how small has a dairy queer, I mean dairy queen.
Padre Island is cool but you have to drive through hell to get to it.

How to find Texass from the east: Go west until you smell bull shit, that's Oklahoma, turn south until your knee deep in it. You'll be in Texas.
It's windy in Oklahoma and New Mexico because Texas blows!

texas by lonewolf66 June 20, 2007

Texas 

A state with very down to earth people. Large cities like San Antonio, Houston, Austin, and Dallas can be like large cities anywhere. Any thought that we wear cowboy hats, talk with an accent, and are racist is not true.

Yes, there is some state pride, but what is wrong with state pride?
The only state with Bill Milers Bar-B-Q restaurants and Big Red (a type of red soda drink). Large mexican, black, german, and asian communties. Also a very intereting history which probably leads to so much state pride.

Not everyone support Bush or republicans, just to let a few people know.

It's a great place to live no matter what life style you want. In fact, in very rural areas nobody cares how you live as long as you don't bother them with how they live.

non-texan: should you really be popping fire works/being gay/nude/sleeping/drinking/littering/whatever?
Texas native: Why are you on my property, again?

Texas by Avocado Eater September 28, 2008