testicular penetration

The true meaning of "Balls Deep"
IT WENT SO DEEP, THE BALLS PENETRATED THE ASS AND EXPLODED EVERYWHERE INSIDE. Can also refer to vaginas as well.

Jayce : Are you ready for some testicular penetration baby?
Ezreal: Oh yes, I'm always ready

by TheMountMaster November 15, 2014

Testicly

Nonsense word used to appear articulate but leaves the listener in disbelief that they heard the word testicle.

Testicly speaking I say we bake the cake first.

by D. Dubya July 13, 2015

testicle shitting penguin rapist

Adj: A testicle shitting penguin rapist is a conjunction of testicle shitting and penguin rapist
it refers to a gay man who sucks balls and does ass who rapes penguins
Noun: An insult used by creative people who need to get their messege across
it is based on the insult in south park which goes : testicle shitting (insert last part here)

man1: Barry is such a testicle shitting penguin rapist!
man2: i know right, at least ask the penguins befor you suck their dicks!
man1: Whoa it was just an insult

by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017

Testicle Illusion

When one believe testicles are protruding or exposed when they are not.

Dude, I thought my left nut was hanging out of a hole in my undies, when I reached down, all was is place, I guess it was just a testicle illusion.

by M.E.A.T October 2, 2020

testicruise

When you're getting teabagged and you motorboat his testicles

When you are teabagging someone and they motorboat your testicles

So, I was teabagging Toni last night, and she took me on a testicruise!

by AssChief January 30, 2023

Testicular Torsion

A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods

Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"

by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023

Third Testicling

For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"

Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)

a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?

b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling

by Third Testicle August 3, 2009