testectomy

The removal of the testicals. (Most likely painful, as one would imagine.)
Test, being testicals and -ectomy being a suffix meaning the removal of; therefore, producing the word testectomy.

Poor bob. He had a testectomy.
Pronunciation: test-ECT-uh-me

by GWsux October 23, 2005

Testequator

Testequator is is the central line down the testicle sac dividing your scrotom into hemispherical sections. (guys don't believe me? Go check it out!!!)

My testicles itch on the left hand side of the Testequator.

by Robert Culver May 3, 2006

testeoplasty

What is needed by men after the age of 50. The repair of the "Saggy Old Man Ball Syndrome" or in other words a ball lift.

Dude, I'm going in for a testeoplasty today - my nuts are a risin!

by westberry May 6, 2008

testentation

1. Pretentious male-like display meant to impress others
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.

Brian was too busy maintaining his testentation to enjoy the casual remark about his shoe size and it's correlation to something unidentified.

by Nostrodumbass October 15, 2013

hot tested

The term used when a clueless 'web development shop' cannot admit they have no idea and just make it up. An alternative to the industry standard term of 'doing it wrong'.

Server Error in '/' Application.

reply:
The site is being regulary updated as it is being hot tested at present so sometimes you will get that message.

by kontrolitsucks February 28, 2011

shit-tested

When you take an over-the-counter COVID-19 test often purchased at stores like Walgreen’s, CVS or Target.

Dan shit-tested positive but then tested negative with the PCR test.

by chiguy09 July 30, 2021

teste

to test someone in C++

Yuen™ says:
TESTE MEEE
My girly fairy light PC©™ says:
i dont want to teste you

by WhoDaMan April 28, 2003