TESS

A MINOR MUNCHER NORMALY ABOUT 4ft AND VERY SHORT TEMPER BUT NOT AS SHORT AS SHE IS

TESS IS A MINOR MUNCHING COUGA

by anonymous January 27, 2022

Tess

Tess is an adjective for a GIANT person or thing. Everyone knows when (a) Tess enters a room because the floor starts shaking. Tess hits up McDonald’s 8 days a week and twice on Sundays.

Woah there’s tess
Bro look she’s tess-maxxing

by NedDavis07 May 21, 2024

tess

A girl that’s so pretty, you automatically assume she’s out of your league and don’t think about her. But as you see her more often, you can’t help but feel drawn to her. And every time you lock eyes, or text, you find yourself smiling.

And whenever she asks you who your crush is, it kills you because it’s always been her, and she’ll never know

person A: “guys i’m so over tess”
she walks by
person A: “ok hear me out”

by moonformezaddy January 27, 2024

TESS

A woman that lives a life full of hardship.

That girl has a tess of a thing going on.

by Herr Gietlbe February 12, 2024

Tess

A UBER HOT BABE

TESS IS SO HOT

by YOURHOTMOM123456 February 12, 2022

Tess

baddest b in the world
so funny and amazing
usually people named tess or tessa or teresa have lots and lots of friends

“Yo that girl is so cool”
“Yea what’s her name?”
“It’s Tess”
“Makes sense”

by yourfavperson<3 January 30, 2022

Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018