international terrorism

N. A smokescreen used to distract the dumb majority from the fact that sadam was and is of no threat to the us. see weapons of mass destruction

Sadam had no weapons of mass destruction but we still went to war with iraq and made a mess.

by Clark May 24, 2004

jukebox terrorism

Queing up the same ridiculous song over and over on a jukebox.

Jen sucessfully carried out "jukebox terrorism" last night when she queued up Neil Diamonds "Sweet Caroline" 18 times in a row on the jukebox.

by Pablo Gee August 26, 2005

war on terror

(Noun) Syn.: war of terror
The comically naive and profoundly ironic US government idea that waging a 20 year campaign of aerial bombardment, oppression and genocide against the people of a far-away country will, somehow, quell their previously fictions desire to do you harm.

Widely known to be an excuse to steal oil from and impose military bases within Iraq.

See also:
WMD
Genocide
Shock and awe
Tony B Liar
George W Bush
Hypocrisy
Irony
Autocrat
Despot
Resolution 1441
Lie

Realist 1: Have you heard, the Americans are calling their invasion of Iraq "the war on terror"?

Realist 2: Who said they don't understand irony?

by Charles K Darwin April 14, 2008

Ego Terrorism

Inflating someone's ego by complimenting them gratuitously, thereby altering their personality to that of an ass and directing their life into a downward spiral from which they will not recover.

Todd: You're just awesome, Steve. I could never match your awesomeness.
Steve: Why, thanks. I guess I am awesome.
Todd: And I'm not just saying that out of ego terrorism.
Steve: Ah, then I'll take your words to heart. I genuinely am better than other people.
(years pass)
Steve: WHY DO THEY ALL HATE ME?!
Steve: (cuts wrists)
(minutes pass)
Todd: That'll serve you right, it will.
Todd: (spits on corpse)

by Butt Butt Butt but Butt May 3, 2009

Typist Terror

The fear that one experiences whilst typing with a friend or colleague overlooking.

Capable of reducing typing speed and accuracy to the level of a preschooler.

I'm a great typist most of the time, but when someone is looking over my shoulder I succumb to Typist Terror and make a complete idiot out of myself, I hope my boss doesn't see...

by Greeenie September 20, 2009

terror bird

A female who suffers from pathological narcissism or the aggressive form of borderline personality disorder. Bird is slang for woman in many parts of the world. Prehistoric terror birds (scientific name Phorusrhacids) were carnivorous, flightless apex predators 1-3 meters tall.

These people can be difficult to screen out because they are often very good at hiding their real selves, especially the narcissistic types. In addition they are frequently physically attractive. Includes gold digger types.

Jane is just a terror bird who'll help you spend as much of your money as she can and then dump you.

by Cumbre Vieja March 26, 2015

Sarcastic Terrorism

When a person wants something to happen so they phrase it as a joke or impossibility. Typically used to convince drunken friends into doing foolish things.

A: Boy it would be hilarious if someone jumped off the roof, but no one would be brave enough to do it.

B: Stop the Sarcastic Terrorism A

by coystags March 1, 2020