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Counter Terrorism

Blowing up counters.
Ahmed blew up the counter because he was told that if he did in heaven he would get 50 virgins. He performed an act of counter terrorism.
by ThatSketchyGuy January 10, 2012
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Social Terrorism

To promote social unrest especially through the use of technology Facebook.
Kim the leader of South Korea committed an act of social terrorism by releasing emails stolen from Sony.
by King Kazy July 14, 2016
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eco-terrorism

The act of being a Vegetarian, environmentalist, or person that doesn't like candy.
I do not take part in eco-terrorism because i eat cows to stop methane production.
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intellectual terrorism

The act of throwing one's legal weight around to deliberately stifle innovation so one can be the only one who can charge license fees for an obvious invention. The RIAA, MPAA, ESA, and Microsoft are supporters of intellectual terrorism. So called because the cease & desist letters and infringement lawsuits instill terror.
"The Dump" video game ROM site was a victim of intellectual terrorism.
Charging someone twice for one usable copy of Windows XP because they lost the install disk and their hard drive crashed is an example of intellectual terrorism.
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terrorism

The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.
The United States will do whatever it takes to win the war against terrorism.
by Tate Donovan November 28, 2004
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terrorism

Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of marketing. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
“Terrorism is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
by Kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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terrorjism

obscene phone call when someone leaves a message on your answering machine whilest masterbating.
We shall wage a war against terrojism!
by pussy destructo April 10, 2004
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