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I will have to templar you if you do not return my lunchbox, punk!
That level 6 Paladin templarred the orc with his +1 bastard sword, dealing it 7 damage!
That level 6 Paladin templarred the orc with his +1 bastard sword, dealing it 7 damage!
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
Get the templar mug.A Semi-Famous gaming team originating in the original Counter-Strike and eventually moved it's way to a shitty free game known as Combat Arms. Lead by EnalisNailo (An infamous pro of the game) the clan is best known for its trolls and skilled leader. Also abbreviated DTGT
John: I played in a game with the Dark Templar Gaming Team yesterday and got friggen raped by EnalisNailo.
Phil: Dude he cheats so hard.
John: Go fuck yourself he is legit
Phil: Dude he cheats so hard.
John: Go fuck yourself he is legit
by EL1X January 19, 2011
Get the Dark Templar Gaming Team mug.Where a cutie-chick sheds her flip-flops and wigglingly extends her pretty toes out towards a passing mushy-hearted guy whom she knows has a major foot-fetish, prompting him to immediately postpone whatever task/errand he was engaged in and hurry over to savoringly cradle and massage her feet for half an hour.
Offering a toe-temptation to nice dude is an excellent way to get him to practically worship you and perform lots of little favors/errands for you; extra points if you also happen to be double-jointed, since this will allow him to gleefully flex your toes back at a right-angle, which is what a guy with a foot-fetish most loves to do... just present him wif yer slender tootsies every time you see him, and you'll have him totally eatin' outta yer hand before you know it.
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Get the toe-temptation mug.Tempraplegic – adjective noun – tém pre pleé jik
The word is derived from “Temporal” – related to measured time, and “Plegia” – inability to move.
This is a condition that is becoming more pronounced in office workers. It affects eyesight, hearing and motor functions. The condition is temporal, in that it manifests itself at 8:00 AM and completely disappears at 4:59 PM. It is also known to go away during breaks.
Symptoms:
1. Person becomes totally unaware of anything beyond their cubicle or computer screen
2. Person exhibits an inability to move outside their “area” because their legs actually become very short, hence “plegia”. The shortening of the legs also allows the person to…..
3. Cover their ass, while still having their head buried in the sand
4. Communication check valves come into play, whereby incoming phone calls and emails are ignored.
5. In some cases, audio input failure occurs because ear canals are blocked by headphones or boom boxes blasting over +95 db.
6. Vocabulary becomes limited to phrases like, “That’s the ___________ department’s problem.”
7. Person lends absolutely no credence to input from experienced outside sources, but requests “more input”.
8. Person has overwhelming urge to call for and attend meetings to discuss and ignore input mentioned in item 7.
The word is derived from “Temporal” – related to measured time, and “Plegia” – inability to move.
This is a condition that is becoming more pronounced in office workers. It affects eyesight, hearing and motor functions. The condition is temporal, in that it manifests itself at 8:00 AM and completely disappears at 4:59 PM. It is also known to go away during breaks.
Symptoms:
1. Person becomes totally unaware of anything beyond their cubicle or computer screen
2. Person exhibits an inability to move outside their “area” because their legs actually become very short, hence “plegia”. The shortening of the legs also allows the person to…..
3. Cover their ass, while still having their head buried in the sand
4. Communication check valves come into play, whereby incoming phone calls and emails are ignored.
5. In some cases, audio input failure occurs because ear canals are blocked by headphones or boom boxes blasting over +95 db.
6. Vocabulary becomes limited to phrases like, “That’s the ___________ department’s problem.”
7. Person lends absolutely no credence to input from experienced outside sources, but requests “more input”.
8. Person has overwhelming urge to call for and attend meetings to discuss and ignore input mentioned in item 7.
by Whole9Yards April 26, 2008
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