technique

Charismatic moves that leave you speechless, both on and off the court.

1. Dat nigga technique be leavin those guards suckin his shoelaces.

2. Bitch, that's the fourth time in a row you say mebbe. Don act like you ain't sweatin the technique!

by sc0ner June 10, 2010

slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!

yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11

by ---SeX--- April 18, 2004

bargepole technique

a) Using a bargepole for certain sordid actions.
b) Not have any contact with someone, other than poking them in annoying places with a (minimum) 30ft bargepole.

a) I bargepoled her good and proper.
b) I bargepoled her good and proper.

by Your freindly local heretic March 24, 2004

The Power Outage Technique

When one pulls the big black cord out of another's computer, resulting in power failure and a pissed off victim. This technique allows one to elimintate all unsaved data in computer apps.

Chris: Oh, SHIT! My lucky dime fell behind anal romer's computer.
Anal: Don't even try it!

by Mister D December 17, 2004

door knob technique

A technique in which a male or female assertively grabs hold of a sexual partners penis, preferably the head, and massages it vigorously in the motion of a turning doorknob causing both mild discomfort or pain with intense pleasure. -

Said to be created by a good friend C. Powers

That girl was a freak. she grabbed my shit spit on it then she worked the door knob technique

by superbrighteyes September 16, 2012

textiquette

being polite when text messaging: no spamming, be short, go easy on capitals, be personal. watch for double meanings (is LOL "laugh out loud" or "lots of love"? could get you punched in the nose!) and no text overload or you might move onto the world of "textual harassment".

Right textiquette: ILU! CU l8tr!
Wrong textiquette: I love you I love you I love you please see me OMG I think we should be 2gether. Did you get this text? Call me! LU! LOL! IXXXXXU!

by Foddy December 23, 2007

Textiquette

The etiquette used when texting people, especially people you've just met or that just don't know you very well.

"Why do you have, like, 14 unread texts from Randy?" "He has horrible textiquette, every time I don't answer his first text right away he sends, like, a dozen more and starts freaking out."

by NeverLetItRest March 15, 2009