cum and tears

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.

When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."

by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010

Tears of Joy

A term used for a positive emotion towards a gift whilst crying.

"My parents were crying Tears of Joy when they heard about me getting accepted to a college."

by Shavin65 May 3, 2016

Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020

tear dropper

A verbal form of a teary-eyed emoji. Something that makes you sad and teary-eyed.

Man, when Bambi's mom got shot, it was a real tear dropper.

by Addvark November 23, 2018

Sausage Tears

Semen.

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.

by Pancake407 June 10, 2010

Tear a Brick

The act of defecation. Pooping.

Bob couldn’t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.

by Memesareawesome May 7, 2018

drop tear

To give up or quit.

Man, I don't think I can do this anymore. I'm about to drop tear.

by Tijger Milk June 22, 2017