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Tactical Wank

Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.
Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?

Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.

Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
by wankhouse December 31, 2013
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tactical wank

Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"
by Ian S August 7, 2005
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tabitha

Tabitha is the most wonderful thing that has happened to me although it did not last long. The feelings i had and still have for her are very strong and i will never forget the way she made me feel when i looked in to her beautiful eyes, and when i did my heart skipped a beat as i knew that she was the most beautiful girl in the world and i would give anything to have her back.
Tabitha beauty red AFI gone
by mad dowg December 2, 2010
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tabitchulate

verb. To bitch about tabulating something. OR To tabulate bitches.
"Why do you keep swearing in your cubicle?"
"I have to tabitchulate grades for the semester."

OR

"Why are you counting those girls?"
"I'm just tabitchulating" (present participle of tabitchulate).
by TheHotPotato February 18, 2009
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Tactical Lie Down

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.
Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker
by D3moralizer July 6, 2011
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Tactial

Anything that is black, rubberized, adorned with scopes, flashlights, fiber-optic sights, and completely useless for any actual tactical work. In other words, poseur-tactical.

Origin: The people at tacticalbodyguardservices dot com (they couldn't spell their own name correctly and spelled it as Tactial Bodygaurd Services)
He's got all sorts of tactial gear. Look, he has an m4 with 20lbs of extras hung onto it and a vest with a bunch of pockets and stuff.
by susanin January 18, 2012
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tactical fabulous

1. When a person wears military or tactical clothing and gear that are completely over the top and unnecessary, often comical in appearance. 2.When characters in movies and TV have the wrong gear, equipment, and weapons, in contrast to what would be used in a real world situation. 3. Tactical decisions that make no sense strategically, often seen in movies and TV because the director thinks it looks good or is clueless of actual tactics.
I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.
by d_press September 17, 2018
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