Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
by wankhouse December 31, 2013
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Tabitha is the most wonderful thing that has happened to me although it did not last long. The feelings i had and still have for her are very strong and i will never forget the way she made me feel when i looked in to her beautiful eyes, and when i did my heart skipped a beat as i knew that she was the most beautiful girl in the world and i would give anything to have her back.
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"I have to tabitchulate grades for the semester."
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"Why are you counting those girls?"
"I'm just tabitchulating" (present participle of tabitchulate).
"I have to tabitchulate grades for the semester."
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"I'm just tabitchulating" (present participle of tabitchulate).
by TheHotPotato February 18, 2009
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Abbreviated to tld.
Abbreviated to tld.
Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet
Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker
Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker
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Origin: The people at tacticalbodyguardservices dot com (they couldn't spell their own name correctly and spelled it as Tactial Bodygaurd Services)
Origin: The people at tacticalbodyguardservices dot com (they couldn't spell their own name correctly and spelled it as Tactial Bodygaurd Services)
He's got all sorts of tactial gear. Look, he has an m4 with 20lbs of extras hung onto it and a vest with a bunch of pockets and stuff.
by susanin January 18, 2012
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I had to stop watching that show because the SWAT team was way too tactical fabulous. In every mission they would show up with brand new uniforms, perfect gear, and zero situation awareness. Their complete lack of tactics made me cringe.
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