Edward Cullen Syndrome

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.

Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

by Lakehurst June 18, 2010

ugly ass nigga syndrome

When an ugly ass nigga thinks he's sexy af and can get hoes when in reality he's just some ugly ass nigga. This syndrome affects 90 percent of niggas worldwide and is incurable at the moment. It is deadly and causes millions of dubs by bad bitches per day.

"That nigga matt has ugly ass nigga syndrome"
ugly ass nigga syndrome is affecting niggas worldwide!!!!

by javonakabbc December 10, 2017

Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. Describes a person's (or group of persons) inability to hit the target with their guns, even at close range. Reference from the Star Wars movies, where the Storm Troopers tend to have trouble even grazing the rebels with their laser blasters when chasing them down.

These new recruits suffer from the worst case of Storm Trooper Syndrome I've ever seen!

by anonymous September 3, 2004

classroom syndrom

When you take a class and some ugly chick finally seems hot because there is nothing better to look at.

Dude, why did you bang that ugly bitch?

Yo Smoke, it was classroom syndrom.

by Wally Krunk from the grave January 30, 2008

Yves Syndrome

The act of your joints cracking involuntarily.

After taking a nap, I got up and stretched and had Yves Syndrome.

by YvesSyndrome January 8, 2020

Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

by Jonny December 26, 2008

R Kelly Syndrome

A feeling where your mind is telling you no but your body is telling you yes

The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.

by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013