Homer Simpson

an AWESOME guy, has 3 kids and a loving wife, Marge Simpson. He only has 2 hairs however and is also a big drunkee. Hes big and lovable and always gives us laughs.. He works in the powerplant of sringfeild for his evil//stupid boss, Mr. Burns. He is careless and downright stupid most of the time but always shows love for his family

Marge: Homer Simpson! You get down here!

by Angie Fu Fu November 15, 2004

O.J. Simpson

Lucky ass nigga who didn't get caught.

When Ms. Johnson caught us smokin' that stuff I thought we was gonna get in trouble. When the principal said he'd let us go with a warning I felt like O.J. Simpson.

by stepyagameup September 5, 2006

Simpson Dick

You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.

Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!

by Bestial Invasion February 20, 2009

sympathy like

If one of your friends attempts to make a clever or funny status but fails, and after 72 hours it has no likes, you like it. Doesn't mean you actually like it, just a benevolent act to make the status seem less depressing and cheer the person up.

yeah, i kind of feel bad though. probably going to sympathy like it so he doesn't hang himself

by Kyle Blade March 9, 2011

Sympathy Chargeables

In an audit or law firm the basis of existence is chargeability. When someone you like is not busy, you can give them non work and a code charge it to, in sympathy for their unutilised state. Thus sympathy chargeables

It was a bit slow last week, but there were a few managers who gave me sympathy chargeables so my utilisation wasnt as bad as it could have been

by Marigoldo December 8, 2009

Sympathy For The Devil

is an expression meaning to give sympathy for someone who doesn't deserve it. The devil was kicked out of Heaven and most would feel sympathy for him, but what everyone should realize is that he deserved to be thrown out.

I feel sorry for that baby rapist, because he got the death penalty.
Man, that's sympathy for the devil you fool.

by J. McLain January 20, 2006

Facebook Sympathy

Changing your staus on facebook in such a way as to attract sympathy messages from your friends.

Status Updates

Bill is really not himself today

"I can't believe Bill's status, its obvious he's just looking for some facebook sympathy"

by smoothshift October 22, 2008