Bend and Swoop

The act of bending a girl over who is wearing a short skirt, and swooping up the back of the skirt for quick sexual access.

That Jennifer was looking so hot at work today, I took her in the janitors closet and gave her the bend and swoop.

by 68andIOU1 April 21, 2011

Shit-Swoop

Stealing the honor of performing the first bowel movement in someone else's new residence. This is most applicable after you help a buddy move-in to a new place and you just have to go to the bathroom to take a dump.

Andy: "Hey guys, I just totally stunk up the bathroom, be warned!"

Andrew: "Damnit Andy! Why did you just shit-swoop my bathroom? This is my brand-new apartment and I haven't even used the toilet yet!"

by Ronnie J October 18, 2012

coupe swoop

to take a fiends car for payment for drugs

What you crack-heads know about a coupe swoop?

by David Darling February 15, 2007

hawk-swooping

when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life

A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping

by boocs March 17, 2022

swoop that bitch

The act of "taking what's yours", i.e. your child, from a woman that you knocked up.

Collin: Did you swoop that bitch?
Josh: Hell yes! You think I'm going to let that woman raise MY child?!

by Thunder Pussy 505 August 5, 2008

the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

emo swoop

the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.

Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.

by Skidizzle September 15, 2008