Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023

by Strokemyemo September 7, 2017

by kanYEmfWEST October 25, 2023

Someone who would write you a strongly worded essay that resembles Shakespeare if you wronged them, would also compare you to Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer (which is a huge insult in case you didn't know).
by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

May 30th
Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.
Commemorates the day that taylor swift bought back all of her albums that were stolen by scooter braun in 2019. In other words this is the day that she owned all her work again.
by intestinetickling June 1, 2025

Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him
by Someoneinaworld February 11, 2024

A swiftie is a person who is a huge fan of Taylor Swift. They might have her in their playlist, have room decor and know everything about the pop/country singer and songwriter.
by clairethecarrot January 18, 2023
