ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024

Survival of the fittest

Used to describe Peter and Fran’s approach to Disney World.

Fran to Peter: Why did you scare the little boy at the front of queue so much that he shat himself.

Peter to Fran: So that his parents had to leave the queue with him, reducing our wait time from one hour thirty-six minutes to one hour thirty-four minutes. Survival of the fittest.

Fran to Peter: Bravo my Prince Charming. Now watch me beat to death that old woman spending too long with Mickey. Survival of the fittest

by Jimmymack92 April 22, 2023

Survivation Era

lengthy period of time where one continues to live or exist while simultaneously
fighting off the feeling of starvation due to a
steep caloric deficit during a cut

Kaniiberry enters her survivation era after bulking up and making amazing gains

by Kaniiberry October 17, 2024

Survival Stan

A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious

“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”

“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“

by Bdoqueen August 18, 2019

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Survive The Disasters

a ios app which is lost media and since has never been recovered. it is from roblox but its not the roblox app.

robloxlover69: Oh man, I wish I could get the Survive The Disasters App on my device!
22robloxians: bruh what how are you even gonna recover that lost media bruh

by skliwwa September 27, 2022

bush survival

Trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.

Dude I almost died, If I was trained in bush survival.

by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016