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Stool Surfing

The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
by Zenyk July 1, 2014
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surfing

Stepping in to another element while waves roll in you paddle on a board than stand up and glide throgh the water who ever hates it is either emo or troubled.
I went surfing to day and caught a wave i was so stoked.
by Lina bobina April 17, 2006
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mattress surfing

The sport of riding on mattress which is being towed, with rope, great velocity, and beer-stoked hilarity, over or through a field.
"Paw, y'all said we can go mattress surfing."
"Naw, Elmer,Jr., ahm plumb tuckered. You n' Elmer III go hose off before supper."
"But Paw!"
"OK, when Mama wakes up, maybe she'll git the truck. But don't use the hog's futon agin."
by Daniel C., Esq. April 11, 2008
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carpet surfing

a drug fiend of some kind but most likely a cocaine addict that is desperate to find the small amounts of cocaine dropped previously to the ground. in most cases driving them down on there hands and knees covering every inch of the carpet and most likely only finding a taste.
damn i came home last night from the bar and jerome was carpet surfing again!!! what a fucking fiend
by mr.fiend December 13, 2010
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tree surfing

(adjective) riding and doing tricks on a skateboard deck that has been hung from a tree with a bungee or rope over a body of water, like a river.
Did you go tree surfing today?
Renee and Truman did some crazy tricks while tree surfing today.
by jay October 5, 2004
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Window Surfing

Surfing the internet for products you desire but don't intend to purchase.

Combination of "window shopping" and "surfing the internet/interweb/information superhighway".
Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup Andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!
by Andrea Bolton July 15, 2007
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nigger surfing

A drinking game that involves 2 or more people where each person channel surfs for a preset number of channels (ex: 5) and if a nigger happens to be on one of those channels the player must take a preset number of drinks (ex: 3) and start over. If the player gets through his number of channels without seeing a nigger, he then passes the controller to the next person and the process repeats.
Friend 1: Wanna play some nigger surfing?
Friend 2: Fuck no! Somehow I always end up landing on MTV, BET, UPN, and both ESPNs and end up wasted.
Friend 1: Pussy....
Friend 2: Fine, fine, but I'm first.
by Foot Fucker December 28, 2008
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