Puerto Rican Fundraiser

When one buys bulk candy at the nearest walmart, puts said candy in Fundraiser box and marks up the price for own profit. When the box sells out you simply replace the box to keep "Fundraiser" going 365 days a year and keep bills paid.

Hey bendejo the electric bill is a little high this month! It's okay papi I'll go to Walmart and set up a few Puerto Rican Fundraisers to get by.

by The Rubber Duckie 88 April 15, 2021

The Puerto Rican Hurricane

That GIANT Shit you always have to take after eating mexican food.

lEO: the shore of my butthole has just been hit by The Puerto Rican Hurricane!

by rio vista milk-shake July 08, 2011

Puerto Rican Archer

A sexual position in which a Puerto Rican lays down with legs spread and her Puerto Rican partner bites her butthole while she fingers his nostrils until they bleed

Damn it! Pamela fingered me so hard I started my nasal period when we were doing a Puerto Rican archer

by HighlandWolf March 21, 2014

Puerto Rican churro

The act of watching a dank meme while nutting in a ni🅱️🅱️as brain

Chris:Yo ima bout to do a “Puerto Rican Churro”
Bryan:Yo if you cut your leg would it hurt?
Chris:duh of course.
Bryan:But where do???
Chris:In yo leg nigga you actin dumb bruh!!!
Bryan:But yo leg gone be gone so where would you feel da pain?????
Chris:Ima write dat down nigga we gon beat Bill Gates in a Smart-Off.
Bryan:Ni🅱️🅱️a plz “Puerto Rican Churro” me...
Skyla(the “Puerto Rican Churro” victim):U niggas done???

by Don’t use this name May 07, 2018

puerto rican sausage

a puerto rican penis, bigger then 9 and a half inchs.

J.Lo's got some fine puerto rican sausage

by T_Roy May 23, 2006

puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 12, 2019

Puerto Rican Flag

Is a boricua symbol consisting on a blue triangle with a lone star and three red stripes with two white stripes in between...

Look Tito Kayak is encarama'o with a Puerto Rican Flag in the top of the Statue of Liberty!!!!

by marilyn_e November 12, 2007