DAD

1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot

2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies

Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.

daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends

That was such a corny joke Dad.

girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*

by Pigpapi104567893 October 11, 2021

Dad

The absence of matter.

Matter that is not there.

Something that is not a part of your existence.

Hey Dad,

*No Response*

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 09, 2021

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 07, 2020

Dad

Going to get milk

My dad went to go get milk...hehe.

by Dick sucker111 March 29, 2022

dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 March 31, 2018

DAD

the best person, who takes care of you, who loves you, who puts a roof under your head

My dad is the best

by neerajkona August 07, 2020

dad

someone who blame his fault on u and thinks everything he does is right and everything u do is wrong

my dad doesnt hate me ofc

by t.tiana January 02, 2022