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stooling

The act of pretending to sit on a stool without anything to support you.

A true stooling lies somewhere between a squat, and standing fully erect with your hands flat on top of your thighs. Trying to get as close to 90 degree angles as possible.

Sometimes done against a wall, or in front of a monument out of respect.
I was stooling last night out the front of Rob's house, here's the picture

Check out my awesome stool!

Do you want to go stooling together?
by TheDirtyDoctor June 14, 2011
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Mud Stomping

When one uses both feet to enter a man's anus with intent of pleasure.

See Bicycling
Dude, Mandee was Mud Stomping Jake hardcore last night. He can now birth a watermelon with that stretched anus.

what the fuck...
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scooping

North-East Scotland term for cruising around in a car with ned beats blaring.
by t-dawg-in-da-house April 16, 2008
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scooping

Scooping is when you go under your freinds breast and flick up and say scoop.
Billy: hey Bob.
Bob: hi
Billy: Flicks under his breast and says scoop
Or
Billy: You wanna go scooping?
Bob: Sure who you wanna scoop first?
by Dr.dirty Sanchez May 2, 2014
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Strooping

Strooping usually occurs when a group of friends go out for a drink.
The unfortunate person whom leaves there glass unatended gets a penis dipped in it.
stroopers are local to wick (scotland)
and can some times be wose than spiking of a drink
person 1: hey im going to the lavatory safe guard my drink
person 2: ignores
strooper: sticks penis in drink*
person 1: thanks for looking after my drink dude
Drinks strooped drink*
there fore the action of Strooping
by captain stroop May 12, 2008
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Stoop(ing) Herb

Smoking/getting high while chilling on a stoop.
by Herbie B. April 26, 2011
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Scooping the Warm Applesauce

Female masturbation either fingering or inserting a foreign object such as a dildo or vibrator done by a girl to herself in order to acheive orgasm.
Omg! I could totally hear Jenny scooping the warm applesauce last night when I was trying to study!
by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! July 23, 2016
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