jonny sims

Egg. Also an amazing actor

A man with many talents. He'll fix your pipes and also fly your arse to the moon and back. He's featured in many great movies like Jonny Sims and the Gaping Hole.

by TheMightyRoach June 1, 2017

the sims online

Version of the sims in which you play online along with other people and are able interact with them, live with them, etc.

very addicting.

I'm going to come home from school, not do my homework and play the sims online.

by Sea and The Rhythm June 6, 2005

stimmy

A term used by autistic people to describe something that is good for stimming. This can be typical stimming which is akin to fidgeting, or it can be sensory stimming.

That "oddly satisfying" video is SO stimmy!!

by LittleMissKate May 30, 2018

sims 2

A game which is so brill you loose track of time and you eyes go all baggy after playing it all day

Mum: Aren't you having your breakfast?
Kid playing on Sims 2: ...
Mum: Aren't you having your lunch?
Kid playing on Sims 2: ...
Mum: Dinner???
Kid playing on Sims 2: When's breakfast???

(it's trying to say that the kid lost track of time)

by Sazmaz December 19, 2006

Simsbury

A town in the state of Connecticut known by the elders as a very affluent area with a good education system and by the younger generation as a boring as fuck town. People from outside Simsbury think everybody is a douchbag from the town for several reasons including but not limited to: our general population being represented by stuck up douchbags who think they are the shit and drop the name Simsbury to try to equate themselves with wealth, many of us want you to think we are jackasses and spend our time fucking with you, the man at Dunkin Donuts was too stoned to properly toast their bagel, and all the worthwhile people die or move out. Still for some reason people come back to visit the town, probably because of memories of the crazy as fuck people you tend to find here from time to time and because you realize how much you liked the town after spending some time in NJ. One of the best things about Simsbury is that it is not Canton, our "ghetto/redneck" neighbors who are plagued by wannabe gansters and cracked out women. Granby, the northern neighbors, are known by many Simsbury residents for their Cumbys Chill Zones (slushies) and for the locals celebration of white power Wednesday. In Simsbury there is an obvious clash between the conservative old folk and the hippie youth.

Also if you live here you have a 99% chance of being white

well we are in Simsbury

by Royal-T-Slutts July 25, 2011

Stimmy

The check that one receives when a global pandemic hits the streets of L.A. am nobody’s safe not even the big homie. The first legal money most them hoes Eva made.

Damn, girl I been out all night mailboxing An all I got was two stimmy checks an a bag of rubbers. I hope them females do better cuz I wanna be a trapstarby tomorrow. You feel?

by Coli J May 18, 2020

stim jerk

When you spend all day jacked on amphetamines or stimulants, meth, yayo, adderall, etc, and you can't do anything else except jerk off dripping pre-come.

That stim jerk was awesome! All fucking day I was lookin at porno beating off and leaking my semen. The orgasm at the end of the day was the best ever, and then that bitch came over and...more fucking pleasure! Word.

by Arieh September 24, 2006