stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you
by Chicks luv me August 26, 2018
Get the stiffy homo mug.

brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.
by Ching_Chang_Chong December 17, 2015
Get the brown stiffy mug.

mad stiffy

moving weird, funny, 2 faced. Mostly used in some parts of England
This nigga is moving mad stiffy man.
This bish is stiffy bro
by Crazy dum December 14, 2021
Get the mad stiffy mug.

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 08, 2016
Get the Piss Stiffy mug.

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 08, 2016
Get the Piss Stiffy mug.

stiffy danger

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger
by samiluna312 October 21, 2013
Get the stiffy danger mug.

nub stiffy

Man, David Bowie in "Labyrinth" still gives me a nub stiffy.

Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd July 08, 2013
Get the nub stiffy mug.