brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.

Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.

by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016

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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.

It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

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Stiffy Jify

A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.

"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"

by tiddle smikkums April 20, 2024

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