Staining the wood

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

by opiuyt April 27, 2011

Staifreak

Remain calm.
Comes from the Italian of “stai calmo” meaning “stay calm”
Mutated from Stai freaking calmo ( so as not to swear in public and shortened)

“Where’s that fucking fifty quid I lent you???

“Staifreak eh, told you I’ll sort you out tomorrow!”

by Staifreak July 1, 2018

stairified

when u or someone else has a phobia of stairs fam

teb: I’m scared of stairs

geb: bro that means ur stairified

teb: o shet

by expensive girl March 30, 2019

Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

starfish vacation

A do nothing vacation - similarly to a being starfish lying down on the beach and do nothing.

Person A - Hey, what are you doing for the weekend?

Person B - I'm going for a starfish vacation in Hawaii and do absolutely nothing.

by YellowTofu August 29, 2022

Chocolate Starfish Milkshake

The concoction that is shat out after a man cums in your ass.

He always wants to do it in the butt and then I have to go to the bathroom to dump my CSM. (chocolate starfish milkshake)

by Katie McDuh November 18, 2011

winking starfish

A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.

wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR

by Denzil Dexter (Sapper) May 23, 2012