STAAS

An Acronym meaning Sexual Terms, Actions, And Sounds. Pronounced Staz.
Usually used as a replacement for "That's what she said."
STAAS is used more than that's what she said because it can be used for male situations or just suggestive sounds. See example...

EXAMPLE: Someone scores in a soccer game and shouts, "Oh Yeah! That was FANTASTIC!" You reply, "STAAS! Ha ha!"

by RABBIDKITTEH December 1, 2010

Pickle Stabber

Affectionate name given to a person with only one tooth.

Look at Jed with his lonesome tooth, he could stab a pickle right out of the jar with that tooth, he's a top class Pickle Stabber.

by Surebrec November 24, 2009

shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

Stabbed with a Hotdog

A euphemism for sex.

Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009

Stabbin' Sami

A crazy girl from Minnesota that likes to stab people with needles at football games

"I hear Stabbin' Sami is at it again, hence the new outbreak of AIDS"

by JentasticJohnson September 26, 2009

stabathon

1. When a person is singing an imaginary song for hours over and over till it feels like your getting stabbed over and over.

2. When ten or more people stab one person over and over.

1. I was sing a song over and over and my friend said what a stabathon.

2. Julius Ceaser. Died that way.

by Mitso2oo4 December 26, 2009

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008