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squatter jacks

verb - a very difficult to perform sex maneuver that involves doing jumping jacks while squat thrusting on the dick
We got bored with the pile driver and went straight to the squatter jacks...wait...why am I telling you about this?
by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007
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Squirter Sumerta

One whose personality overflows so much it squirts out. She has the amazing ability to make the most innocent comment smutty. This 'verbal ejaculate' takes everyone by surprise, much like the act itself.
Wongy - "Are you putting in for the boss' gift Squirter Sumerta?"
Squirter - "Matt will put it in for me?!?!"

Squirter - "I am upset that I have touched myself again because its made such a mess!"

Squirter - "I have white stuff all over my crotch and bum!!"
by Evidentary October 1, 2014
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Dope squatter

Noun; a person who comes to your house, does all your drugs, and then leaves without paying.
Don't let that dope squatter in the house. He still hasn't paid me for his last visit.
by Sissic November 15, 2009
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squatters

A word used to claim one's seat when they are getting up- the person yells "Squatters!" and later says they "called squatters". This reserves the seat for them until they get back. It is also possible to call permanent squatters if you are the first person ever to sit on a brand new couch or chair.
Hey, get out of my spot! I called Squatters!
by JennyGee January 13, 2006
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Squirters

People who only use restroom at restaurants and don't buy food.
Squirters always come into my restaurant and never buy food, they just use my restroom and leave.
by ZOOyorker* September 16, 2010
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Quitters

The clothes you put on when you quit for the day.
"yo, dude. You wanna hang out later?"
"Sorry, I've already got my quitters on."

"Done after an exhausting day. Putting on the quitters"
by RabbleRab August 19, 2009
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squinter

resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset in the afternoon.
Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.

Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!
by Cornslapper April 24, 2018
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