Coke squirt

When you get a 2 liter coca cola bottle and put mentos in it and then sit on it while the foam proceeds to blow up your asshole.

I was at a sleepover with the boys and we totally tried to coke squirt.

by Dick child the first June 2, 2020

Dairy Squirts

When you drink a bunch of whole dairy.. then shit super hard. Comes in one hole, out the next.

If that boy gets the dairy squirts one more time we’ll have to fire him from his epic job at DQ.

by anonymous April 18, 2022

Hershey Squirts

poop, with a pastey, sloppy consistency, oftentimes escaping from the rectum in sudden jets, unexpectedly or at unfortumate times.

there was a little bit of hershey squirts on his leg as he turned to leave the room.

by johnny freedom October 27, 2005

Squirting The Guac

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007

Squirt Pocket

1.) Vagina
2.) Any orifice one can squirt in or out of

There is a mucousy, foul smelling discharge trickling from Gigi's squirt pocket.

by Twinkle Twat October 21, 2010

Bubblegum Squirts

When you hit you the puss right, and it resembles a wad of chewed up bubblegum, then proceeds squirt uncontrollably.

Sam: "Dude. I fucked my girl so good last night, she had the Bubblegum Squirts."
Riley: "Holy shit! I knew there was something going on in the other room!"

by NotDanorRiley July 4, 2016

Burny Squirts

Burning firey liquid generally feels foamy after farting it through your rectum. Painful and unpleasent usually last until a solid stool is released.

Tequila+jalapeno's= burny squirts

by dime bag strippas October 14, 2011