Squirtini

The Squirtini is a type of drink. As some would've guessed, it's comes from a torid sexual encounter in which the female ejaculates, also known as squirt, the fluid is then caught in a receptacle and transfered in a martini glass.

Some fancy folks add olive juice to make a Dirty squirtini, some moght also enjoy the James bond special : adding dry vermout, shaken not stir, topping it with a lemon zest.

Ben : "Yo Dave, Melissa made me try something"
Jon : "Tell me more"
Ben : "She wanted me to make her squirt, catch it in a bowl, transfer it in a martini glass"
Jon : "Ohhhh it's your first Squirtini, how amazing was it?!! I once had a Dirty Squirtini with Andrea"

by Squirtsky August 26, 2025

Squirting

Utah slang term for lying

"dont listen to charlie he always be squirting"

by Ilovefentanyl September 15, 2025

the squirmies

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

Sibling squiring

Getting your siblings to back you up in an online argument

Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.

by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

Pepper Squirting

The act of shoving multiple bell peppers into your partners vagina while simultaneously guessing the color of each bell pepper one by one this act can be amped up by having your partners bloody squirt temporarily blind you

Man me and Sally had an amazing time pepper squirting

by Poxxum May 19, 2024

Doom squirting

The female version of gooning

I’ve been doom squirting all night alone ugh

by Jackofffriday May 1, 2025