Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.
Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.
by Bettina December 11, 2008
Get the Squidmug. a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.
this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.
by deuces2deuces November 29, 2010
Get the SQUIDmug. Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.
Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
by BeeCade March 15, 2009
Get the Squidmug. by Aubmaster February 13, 2018
Get the a squidmug. by L'il reach January 18, 2008
Get the squidsmug. 
A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014
Get the Squidmug.