Squid

also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.
Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.
by McMacHack December 11, 2010
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a squid

A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.
Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!
by Aubmaster February 13, 2018
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SQUID

a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.
this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.
by deuces2deuces November 27, 2010
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Squid

Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.
Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee
by BeeCade March 15, 2009
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squids

Used to describe money
Do you have any squids?
Lend us a squid
by L'il reach January 18, 2008
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The Squid

aka. TAMPON, female product
by Japeto May 15, 2005
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Squid

A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.
"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"
by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014
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