squeakret

A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.

A fart shared in private with one you love.

Husband to Wife:

"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."

Wife to Husband:

"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"

by vsugar August 16, 2009

squeaching

The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.

*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!

by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017

Squeach

(verb)
1. The action of an object or person moving or rubbing up against another object, especially back and forth with pressure and friction.
2. To move along the surface of an inanimate object with pressure.

Don't squeach your vagina on the gearshift when you climb up on this dick!

by ExclusiveGoldfish December 5, 2018

Squammer

An abbreviation of the song Square Hammer. Used by fans of the band Ghost. Squammer can also be used as a verb for listening to said track. It is intended to signify a large degree of "lolrandom" quirkiness

"I want to Squammer"

"I want to listen to Squammer, but I have been bludgeoned to death with a Small spoon."

by Pepe emritus April 18, 2020

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

squeadle

A type of dog (especially of the "doodle" variety) whose utter adorbs-ness makes one squeal spontaneously upon sight. First coined ca. 2015 in London's Kensington Gardens--home to one of the most concentrated populations of squeadles in OECD countries. Note: although all dogs might be technically "good boys" or "good girls," not all dogs are squeadles. Certain breeds that are typically small, nippy, and obnoxious are automatically disqualified from this designation due to the overt lack of adorableness. "Squeadle" can be enhanced with intensifiers such as "Pro" and, in exceptional cases, "Pro Plus" (the highest level of canine cuteness). In recent usage, an actual squeal is often replaced or combined with a simple utterance of the word "squeadle," delivered with a deadpan matter-of-factness that underscores the undeniable verity of the statement.

Wilma: "Squeadle."
Zelda: "Where?"
Wilma: "Over there, in the park."
Zelda: "The Chihuahua?"
Wilma: "No! Chihuahuas aren't squeadles!"
Zelda: "The Pomeranian?"
Wilma: "Nope"
Zelda: "Ohhh... the Wheatedoodle. Total squeadle!"
Wilma: "Squeadle Pro Plus!"
Together: "Eeeeeee..."

by ElinorsDad October 8, 2023

bitch squeak

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013