spoonage

combination of carniage and spoons

The bruises, cuts and other bodily injuries resulting from the card game of spoons.

Carrie had some serious spoonage following the rather violent game of spoons in Vegas.

Brent's spoonage is finally starting to heal.

by Rallywife March 8, 2009

spoom

A baseball term. Its not quiet a Dinger and its not quiet a floater. A decent hit at bat.

hit it! hit it! SPOOM....! right in to deep left field!

by Hdj January 28, 2008

spoonaj

The use of spoons in black witchcraft/cooking. Also a way to express discontent or sadness.

Awwwwwwww SPOONAJ! I got pizozed on my mizazane!

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

Spoofalator

Play on the word "carburetor". Any device used to blow smoke (usually marijuana) through to filter and reduce/eliminate the smell in order to evade detection. Usually constructed by stuffing an empty toilet paper tube or paper towel tube with scented dryer sheets, then capping one end with a folded dryer sheet which is held in place by a rubber band.

Abv. Spoof

My upstair neighbors are awake. Blow your smoke through the spoofalator!

My parents will be home in a couple hours. We should use the spoof just to be safe.

by Frizz Connery February 27, 2008

spoom-woods

1.one who wears dress flops quite occasionally w/ pink Polo's

2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey

3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down

4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend

5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious

6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold

1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)

2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)

3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "

4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)

5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)

6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "

by Woods Parker August 2, 2008

Spoonard

Spoonard is an alternative word meaning fool in a friendly manor.

Example: Your such a spoonard! fool tit ass joker moron spanner etc

by spoonard idoliser July 16, 2009

spromance

the act of loving unconditionally towards others in a rude manner.

coming to visit someone in their apartment but kicking them out because you need to poop is called a spromance between the one visiting and the one kicking them out.

by hoefosho. January 25, 2010