by urmomiguess August 26, 2021
Get the Sporting Lisbon mug.Walking around with half a hard on. Your dick is in a semi-hard state. Usually just after you've been cockblocked.
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet
*Also happens if you pop a dick pill too early and she ain't ready to leave yet
Me: Man I just about had this chic talked into a blow job at the bar last night next thing you know my ex walks up and cockblocked me.
Friend: what happened?
Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened
Friend: what happened?
Me: they both left an I had to walk around Sportin' a chubby for 30 minutes is what happened
by CockslangerOG December 9, 2021
Get the Sportin' a chubby mug.splattering the insides of the toilet bowl after a lunch at Moes or similar. Or a day after beerfest bowel movement.
p1 - ugh man, that mexican food is hitting my stomach bad, i gotta go take a dump. p2 - be sure you clean up the bowl after you're done cheetah spotting it.
by ZSSpeedstream October 15, 2009
Get the Cheetah Spotting mug.When a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad: Hey man, what's up? What did you do last night?
Tim: Nothing much, I was sporting for a while.
Brad: Sporting?
Tim: Yeah, It's when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad:...Oh
Tim: Nothing much, I was sporting for a while.
Brad: Sporting?
Tim: Yeah, It's when a gay guy tucks his wiener and all between his legs and imagines he is a girl, reminiscent of Wild Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, except without the women skin.
Brad:...Oh
by Laevsky March 13, 2008
Get the Sporting mug.by weave January 8, 2004
Get the SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD mug.the person in question equipped with a camera phone visits the local airport in an attempt to
obtain pictures of the female occupants of the airport (not the planes!)
obtain pictures of the female occupants of the airport (not the planes!)
"hey i got a new camera phone check out the zoom on this"
"does it have bluetooth?"
"yeah i'll send you some pics i got when plane spotting"
"lets go tonight there shud be some well fit birds"
"does it have bluetooth?"
"yeah i'll send you some pics i got when plane spotting"
"lets go tonight there shud be some well fit birds"
by tezla May 4, 2005
Get the plane spotting mug.When someone or a group of people is talking a bunch of non-sense or things that dont make sense or things that ypu know are not true
Jim,"hey dude did you hear about Hailey?"
David,"No what happened"
Jim,"She has a dick"
David,"No she doesn't i banged her last week,so quit spitin shrimp"
David,"No what happened"
Jim,"She has a dick"
David,"No she doesn't i banged her last week,so quit spitin shrimp"
by Will [RTB] June 27, 2007
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