splunkalunk

an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab.

check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007

splude

Intellectual woman who likes to read. Knows what R.S.V.P. stands for (which is amazing). excellent beer pong partner even though she's not that great of a shooter. Smokes the cigarettes preffered by most 13 year olds. Also has an amazing rack that draws everyones attention not just because of her third nipple ( just kidding). Mess with the splude and you will reveal an evil conniving b*#ch. Fun to party with and easy to get along with if your not a D-Bag. if you ever meet a splude you need to respect her because she might kill you if you don't.

guy1 " hey did you meet that Splude last night"
Guy2 " yeah she was a B*#CH!!!!"
guy3 " No dude your just a chode and NO ONE likes you not even me. I just hang out with you because your dad lets you drive his bentley."
guy1 " He's right she was BANGIN!"

by idungood2005 August 13, 2010

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003

splunch

An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).

Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?

by swicky November 25, 2007

Splurge Monkey

Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!

"You are, like, such a splurge monkey Vikki Pollard"

by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005

Splunk

Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.

I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.

by JelloBoyFrozen September 2, 2009

sluht

A different form of the word slut, slute, and even sloot.

A sluht is a person, male or female, but usually a female, who is very loose, and puts out without struggle.

Sluhts usually get drunk and/or high before the party even starts, so they can be sure and get used only about 30 minutes in.

Wow, is she really already going to town on that guy? The party only started like 20 minutes ago. What a sluht...

by surfstarchris August 25, 2006